Mick's di'stink'ly average joke thread... :)

[Dal]

My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.

 

[mix2000]

My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.

:-D

 

[mix2000]

I'm back, but probably everybody else has gone... if not... they will be after this...

I’ve started carrying a Taser after an attempted mugging a few years ago and since then,
my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful...

..

Whilst having sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move.
My wife said 'What are you doing?"
I said "I'm a trying new move I seen on PornHub... it's called buffering...

..

Apparently, life is like a bowl of soup... you only get blown when you're hot...

:grin:

 

[mix2000]

Hi, been a while
Called in to see everyone.
On my usual thread.
Anyone else alive on here?

 

[yippeekiay]

 

[mix2000]

The last one i thought would be still alive :funny:

 

[red]

Many people visit still, just not so many people post :grin:

 

[mix2000]

Many people visit still, just not so many people post :grin:

Since the puma went and of course getting time, I have been absent also

 

[red]

Yes, hard enough to find time to post about things you have, let alone things you no longer have.

 

[mad4jags]

Re-kindle this one......
An Irishman walks in to a bar.His mobile phone rings,so he answers it and says"how did you know I was here?"

 

[yippeekiay]

Bought my friend a new fridge for her birthday - should have seen her face light up when she opened it