Mick's di'stink'ly average joke thread... :)

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My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.
 
Dal said:
My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.
:-D

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I'm back, but probably everybody else has gone... if not... they will be after this... :cry:

I’ve started carrying a Taser after an attempted mugging a few years ago and since then,
my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful...

..

Whilst having sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move.
My wife said 'What are you doing?"
I said "I'm a trying new move I seen on PornHub... it's called buffering...

..

Apparently, life is like a bowl of soup... you only get blown when you're hot...


:grin:
 
Yes, hard enough to find time to post about things you have, let alone things you no longer have.
 
Re-kindle this one......
An Irishman walks in to a bar.His mobile phone rings,so he answers it and says"how did you know I was here?"
 

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