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What do you call an Arabian Elvis Presley impersonator
Amal Shookup
I went for a hearing test the other day, but I was just sat in the waiting room for hours, they didn't even call my name.
Local police are looking for a burglar with one eye. If they don't find him soon they'll start using both eyes.
Two police constables were about to interview a suspect wearing a pink frock and stilettos, but their chief said they had to wear their uniform instead.
A midget psychic escaped from prison last night. There's a small medium at large.
Amal Shookup
I went for a hearing test the other day, but I was just sat in the waiting room for hours, they didn't even call my name.
Local police are looking for a burglar with one eye. If they don't find him soon they'll start using both eyes.
Two police constables were about to interview a suspect wearing a pink frock and stilettos, but their chief said they had to wear their uniform instead.
A midget psychic escaped from prison last night. There's a small medium at large.
