andyhyper
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7 year old girl gets in from school asking "mum can i take the dog for a walk? mum replys no,as shes on heat.whats heat asks the girl,mum replies ask your dad.so she asks her dad what heat means and he says,look if you take her to the park between 4 and 5pm whilst your mums shopping she wont no.so off the girl goes,at 505 pm the mum wonders where the girl and the dog are.then the girl arrives home with a dog lead but no dog,the mum replies WHERE ON EARTH IS THE DOG? Little girl replies well she got very tired in the park and that boy alsatian in the next street is trying to push her home!