mix2000
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A man walks into a pub with his monkey.
He orders a pint and sits down to drink it. While he`s sitting at the bar, his monkey is totally out of control. It jumps up on the pool table and eats the cue ball.
The landlord runs up to the man and says, "Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?"
"No, what did the stupid thing do this time?" says the man.
"He just ate the cue ball!" shouts the landlord.
The monkeys owner apologises and says he'll make sure the animal behaves in future.
About two weeks later the man comes back to the pub with his monkey. While he`s drinking at the bar his monkey is again out of control.
The monkey finds a grape at the bar picks it up, sticks it up his arse and then pulls it out and eats it.
The landlord having seen this asks the man, "Did you see what your sick monkey just did?"
"No," says the man.
"He just stuck a grape up his arse and ate it," the landlord tells him.
"Well, what do you expect?" asks the man. "Since that pool ball he likes to measure everything first!"
He orders a pint and sits down to drink it. While he`s sitting at the bar, his monkey is totally out of control. It jumps up on the pool table and eats the cue ball.
The landlord runs up to the man and says, "Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?"
"No, what did the stupid thing do this time?" says the man.
"He just ate the cue ball!" shouts the landlord.
The monkeys owner apologises and says he'll make sure the animal behaves in future.
About two weeks later the man comes back to the pub with his monkey. While he`s drinking at the bar his monkey is again out of control.
The monkey finds a grape at the bar picks it up, sticks it up his arse and then pulls it out and eats it.
The landlord having seen this asks the man, "Did you see what your sick monkey just did?"
"No," says the man.
"He just stuck a grape up his arse and ate it," the landlord tells him.
"Well, what do you expect?" asks the man. "Since that pool ball he likes to measure everything first!"
