Software engineers

[mix2000]

A man was crossing the road one day when a a voice called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He looked, bent over, picked up a frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

 

[Dal]

:thumbs:

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[mix2000]

LoL missed those :-D

 

[mix2000]

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?







Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

 

[BenF]

excellent!

 

[Neil]

:lol:

 

[Puma Babe]

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?







Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

I don't get it :-(

 

[Neil]

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

 

[mix2000]

Loopedback :-D :-D :-D

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?










A: 0.99999...recursive

 

[plasticsniffer]

You know there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!

 

[evilrob]

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=recursion" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Note the "did you mean?" suggestion.

 

[evilrob]

 

[mix2000]

Brilliant I'm stealing that :lol: :lol:

 

[yippeekiay]

How times have changed. If that was in 'basic' I'd have got it far quicker....lol.