BenF
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that was actually slightly better
not much though!
not much though!
Mick's di'stink'ly average joke thread... :)
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quest63
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Its the way he tells em, its eerie, could be Frank Carson lol
mix2000
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I am not worthy :roll:
yippeekiay
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Just read these :lol:
mix2000
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Sorry In advance 
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A Blonde takes her car to a Garage after it was running strange.
She goes to pick it up later and asks the mechanic if its ready.
"All fixed, just crap in the air filter" He says.
She says "Oh, Great, how often?"
:twisted: A Blonde takes her car to a Garage after it was running strange.
She goes to pick it up later and asks the mechanic if its ready.
"All fixed, just crap in the air filter" He says.
She says "Oh, Great, how often?"
quest63
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its the way he tells em
mix2000
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Generic mother in law joke.
My mother in law’s funeral is next week.
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Thing is, she doesn’t know yet. :twisted:
My mother in law’s funeral is next week.
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Thing is, she doesn’t know yet. :twisted:
mix2000
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This guy takes his cross-eyed, toothless dog to a vet.
The vet picks him up and looks at his teeth, and checks his eyes...."hmmm...
I think I'm gonna have to put him down."
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"WHY?" exclaimed the owner.
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Because he's heavy" said the vet.
The vet picks him up and looks at his teeth, and checks his eyes...."hmmm...
I think I'm gonna have to put him down."
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"WHY?" exclaimed the owner.
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Because he's heavy" said the vet.
mix2000
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Last time I start a thread (not responsible for how long..) :-D
BenF
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that's the best of your jokes yet! :shock:
mix2000
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I can't refuse someone suffering PWS (Puma withdrawal symptoms)Sparx said:
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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Awww thanks ... Your jokes definately keep me smiling! Yea major PWS - I know a girl locally with an FRP and she brought it into work yesterday to be cleaned, her dad was with her and she wanted to show him mine.. i was like... :teary: she's off road :'(
Awww thanks ... Your jokes definately keep me smiling! Yea major PWS - I know a girl locally with an FRP and she brought it into work yesterday to be cleaned, her dad was with her and she wanted to show him mine.. i was like... :teary: she's off road :'(
mix2000
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:teary: :teary:
mix2000
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A retired gent went into the social security office to apply for a pension.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Does this mean I have to ...go all the way home and come back again?" he asks.
The woman says, "No, unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Pension application.
When he gets home, the old man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Does this mean I have to ...go all the way home and come back again?" he asks.
The woman says, "No, unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Pension application.
When he gets home, the old man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
quest63
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:grin: They do say the first grey one down there is devastating. I shall report back if and when lol
