Yeah, you can't move for black market pies round our way! They look like real pies until you cut into them when you find they're full of old newspaper and string. Can't believe the government don't do anything about it frankly! Shocking...
Ahem, nah the real pie company make pies that are full of actual meat as opposed to some dubious gravy and a few bits of apologetic gristle. These pies look like some has said 'Hey! I wonder how much meat I can get into a standard sized pie without the aid of an industrial press?' They are, in short, great pies.